Random Joke From Today

Mama to Mahnoor (my younger sister): Mahnoor! Terrace say ja ker ahista awaz may neechay Ali say pooch paisay kahan paray hain!
Mahnoor: Ahista awaz may kyun?
Mama: Chal oonchi oonchi pooch lay takay pooray muhally ko pata challay humaray paisay kahan paray hain!

What Misery Does

On the brink of madness,

head in palms,

seated in a worn out chair

I turn to God I turn to God

And beg him not to be fair

I raise my head and look to see,

what I see heightens my despair!

Ruins surround me in piles and heaps

Heaps and heaps of dreams to keep.

Once long ago sometime ago

A bright eyed baby was born

The more he cried, the more he grew

The more he grew the more he cried

The sun shone on his soft brown skin

And darkened it with time

His face broke into wrinkles

And made him look so fine

The saddest of all tragedies is not

When a stranger breaks your heart

Its when the closest are out to hurt you

I've smelt a dagger from the start!

Movie Review: Identity Thief

My rating: 7.5/10

Its a good movie. Watch it ok? K Thanks Bye.

Yeah so initially I left this post at that ^ but today on the 26th of June 2013 I decided to write something more for this film's review. Why because I had a change if heart and I decided you deserved to know more from my blog for free before you actually went and downloaded this movie? No. I just seriously have nothing better to do! No, seriously. I have eaten, slept, worked (lol, jk), texted and basically taken care of all matters at hand. So without further ado I shall plunge into a detailed and meaty review of Identity Thief. I actually have a tendency to go off track and sometimes I just go into unnecessarily detailed descriptions of random things which are not traditionally supposed to be in reviews (I think.). I don't even give spoiler alerts. Muahahahahha! Its not like this is some professional blog and I get paid to write. No, sir. I just do it for free, for you! Yeah, alright for myself. Its so much fun to write. You see my sanity is directly proportional to the number of words I write. The more I write the less crazy I get.

Anyway moving onto the review. Here goes:

1. Title of film: Identity Thief
2. Director: Seth Gordon
3. Lead artists: Jason Bateman, Melissa McCarthy, Amanda Peet
4. Genre: Comedy, crime
5. Overview:

I promise Ill finish this someday!