Showing posts with label urdu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label urdu. Show all posts

Thursday, 18 July 2013

Roti Pakanay Kay 16 Steps


1) Roti na pakao.
2) Tandoor pay ja k panch ropay ki lay ao.
3) School may achi tarah parho, job pay laggo, cook rakh lo, woh bana day ga.
4) Agar paanch ropay na hon, job bhi na ho tou fridge may say ata nikalo.
5) Aik gol anda banao, geelay atay ka.
6) Sookhay atay may daalo.
7) Tawa on karo.
8) Chakla belan uthao. Atay ka anda us pay rakho.
9) Belo.
10) Flat karo.
11) Tawa jo pehlay say on tha aur ab garam ho chuka hai us pay apni flat aur Africa kay nakshay jesi roti daalo
12) Pyaas lag rahi hai to paani peenay jao.
13) Rastay may TV dekhnay k liay ruk jana.
14) Boo aa rahi hai?
15) Roti sarr gayi hai.
16) Dobara pakao. 

Monday, 24 June 2013

Random Joke From Today


Mama to Mahnoor (my younger sister): Mahnoor! Terrace say ja ker ahista awaz may neechay Ali say pooch paisay kahan paray hain!
Mahnoor: Ahista awaz may kyun?
Mama: Chal oonchi oonchi pooch lay takay pooray muhally ko pata challay humaray paisay kahan paray hain!